No, for all those expatriate Brits like me, that does NOT mean One Pound, Six Shillings and Tenpence! (Everybody younger than 50 is now scratching their head saying “Shilling? Tenpence?).
No we are talking about the new Jessie’s Room Experience. Consider, you wake up in the morning after a restful sleep in a great bed with awesome sheets, and the first thing you are faced with is a decision.
Do I (you ask yourself) need a quick shower? Can I take a little longer and enjoy the six body jets? Or can I descend into complete enjoyment with the shower AND the body jets AND then sit down in front of the ten pulsating massaging back jets?
Clearly a decision like this should not be made in a hurry, so here is our suggestion. Throw on some clothes (we really would prefer you do that!), then come down to the dining room and enjoy our awesome breakfast, and then you can go back to Jessie’s Room and take all the time you need to enjoy your shower.
We would not go so far as to say that you should make a special trip to Carlisle to enjoy Jessie’s new shower, but it wouldn’t surprise us if you did!
By the way, our policies do state that we are not responsible for domestic disputes caused by one partner spending too long in the shower!